Question #3:
If I buy a bar of soap, and it claims to be made with all-natural ingredients like oatmeal, raw honey, and wheatgerm oil, why would it still taste like soap?
Yes, I licked soap. What?
Biggs & Featherbelle, 'Health Conscious Body Care,' Granola Bar Handmade Soap. Ingredients: Distilled Water, Saponified Oils (Coconut, Palm, Soybean, Sunflower, & Wheatgerm), Raw Honey, Oatmeal, Vitamin E & Essential Oil Blend (Nutmeg & Tangerine). It's a wonderfully-smelling cleansing bar that happens to taste like salty soap. Admittedly though, it wasn't a "full" lick; I sort of chickened out after a second thought.
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Monday, May 11, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
Toilet Termination
Question #2:
On average, per year, how many Americans die while sitting on the toilet?
Note, I pondered this while defecating tonight myself. Also, I took the time to find a "T" word for "death" in a thesaurus (because I like consonantal alliteration so much), but I did not take the time to look up my original question. It's stupidity like that which brought this blog to life.
On average, per year, how many Americans die while sitting on the toilet?
Note, I pondered this while defecating tonight myself. Also, I took the time to find a "T" word for "death" in a thesaurus (because I like consonantal alliteration so much), but I did not take the time to look up my original question. It's stupidity like that which brought this blog to life.
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