Showing posts with label Death. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Death. Show all posts

Friday, May 8, 2009

Toilet Termination

Question #2:

On average, per year, how many Americans die while sitting on the toilet?

Note, I pondered this while defecating tonight myself. Also, I took the time to find a "T" word for "death" in a thesaurus (because I like consonantal alliteration so much), but I did not take the time to look up my original question. It's stupidity like that which brought this blog to life.